Erin, I need you to do a favor for me, since I understand you are on a personal crusade against idiots in celebrity message boards. I realize this is a big task, but if you could possibly visit davebarry.com, I think you will see that the problem has progressed a lot farther than you have seen. If you could work some of your influence, whatever your plan actually is, in this message board, I would be forever grateful. Thank you.