Month: February 2006

  • Happy Mardi Gras!

    BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • Amy Adams (Junebug)
    • Catherine Keener (Capote)
    • Frances McDormand (North Country)
    • Rachel Weisz (The Constant Gardener)
    • Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain)

     


    Erin’s Pick: Rachel Weisz (The Constant Gardener)


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: Rachel Weisz (The Constant Gardener)


    Cheri’s Pick: Michelle Williams (Brokeback Mountain)


    Anushka’s Pick: Frances McDormand (North Country)


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: Cate Blanchett (The Aviator)


     


    I like Rachel Weisz (though the only movies I’ve seen her in are The Mummy and The Mummy Returns), so I’ll go for her, since I haven’t seen any of these movies and I find Michelle Williams to be creepy-looking. I’d like to add that I know nothing about Junebug, but for some reason, I have a very strong feeling that it takes place in the south. I’m probably way off, though.


     


    I have a jury duty summons for tomorrow, but I called the automated line and it said my group won't have to come in, which kind of sucks cuz I could use the twenty bucks. We'll see about Thursday, though.


     


     



     


    I went to the bakery today and bought a dozen paczkis (pronounced POONCH-keys) for Mardi Gras, though I've only eaten one today. Man, did it taste good after not having any for four years. Raspberry's my favorite. I may not be Polish, but I can appreciate good food no matter what the country of origin is. I just can't believe no one outside of northwest Ohio knows what they are.


     


     

  • Sometimes 25 just doesn't sound as impressive as 21...

    BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • George Clooney (Syriana)
    • Matt Dillon (Crash)
    • Paul Giamatti (Cinderella Man)
    • Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain)
    • William Hurt (A History of Violence)

     


    Erin’s Pick: Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain)


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: Matt Dillon (Crash)


    Cheri’s Pick: Paul Giamatti (Cinderella Man)


    Anushka’s Pick: George Clooney (Syriana)---(Also Jake Gyllenhaal)


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: Morgan Freeman (Million Dollar Baby)


     


    I haven’t seen any of these movies completely yet. I have seen the first 10 minutes of Brokeback Mountain, so I’ll go with that (I’d watch more but it’s hard to get enthusiastic about cowboys. Plus the town it takes place in looks really run-down and desolate. Living there would be so boring. I will try to finish it before the Oscars, though, if for no reason other than to stave off my usual “frontrunner antagonism”). Once again, Anushka chose more than one, which is fine, but in the interests of fairness, she’ll only get credit if George Clooney wins.


     


    I did something really dumb involving the newspaper, my mom, and a precautionary measure. The whole thing kind of backfired, but I think I have it under control now. However, if my mom should talk to someone about it tomorrow, I'm probably sunk, as the whole measure will be blown out of proportion.


     


    Tomorrow is Mardi Gras, and for the first time in four years I'm in Toledo, which means packzis! Oh, how I've missed 'em.


     


    Last but not least, there is a favor I’d like to ask of you. If you feel you know me well enough, and if you are so inclined: http://kevan.org/johari?name=Erin%20Saelzler


     

  • I've got "Dancing Through Life" stuck in my head

    BEST ANIMATED FEATURE


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • Howl’s Moving Castle

    • Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride

    • Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit

     


    Erin’s Pick: Wallace & Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: Howl’s Moving Castle


    Cheri’s Pick: Howl’s Moving Castle


    Anushka’s Pick: Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: The Incredibles


     


    For the first time since this category was created (which wasn’t that long ago), none of the nominees are computer animated (Wallace & Gromit is claymation, Corpse Bride is stop-motion, and Howl’s Moving Castle is anime). I am interested in seeing Howl’s Moving Castle, but I loved Wallace & Gromit so I’m voting for them. And obviously, at least one of us is going to get points for this one.


     


    Both my parents are sick. My dad has the flu and my mom has a cold/sinus infection. That leaves me as the only healthy person in the house. Help!


     


    Okay, now for your final Olympic report:


     


    Hockey: Seems that Sweden won the gold medal in the Men’s event today. I kind of had the game on in the background, but I didn’t really pay attention, except for the medal ceremony.


     


    Cross-Country Skiing: Well, Italy got itself one last gold medal…


     


    Closing Ceremony: I’m more likely to miss the closing ceremony than the opening (I have tapes of every Opening Ceremony since Atlanta in 1996, but I don’t have the Closing Ceremonies for Nagano and Athens), but I got it this time. For the most part, it was really nice (though some of the athletes were wearing their clown noses on their foreheads, which made it look like they had a really huge zit on their face). The Vancouver committee put on a pretty nice show as well (except for Avril Lavigne, but nobody’s perfect). I wasn’t sure about the brides that showed up during Andrea Bocelli’s performance, either. Speaking of Andrea Bocelli, I somehow knew he’d get the “flame extinguishing” song. It was a very nice performance, but I like Andrea Bocelli (not as much as one of the individuals who sang the “flame extinguishing” song at Salt Lake City, but I didn’t know it at the time). I thought it was kind of cute how the mayor of Vancouver was able to “wave” the Olympic flag even though he’s a quadriplegic (you know, for a quadriplegic, he certainly has a lot of movement in his arms). Apparently the “intruder” who interrupted the Torino Olympic Committee president’s speech was a guy who wanted to advertise an Internet gambling site. Weird. Other than that, the Closing Ceremonies (once NBC finished with Cross-Country Skiing and a World War II documentary and actually started showing it) just seemed shorter than usual.


     


    Some people have complained that the United States was a big disappointment during these games, but I disagree. The U.S. won 25 medals, which is their second-best haul (at the Winter Games) ever behind Salt Lake City. I think a lot of people don’t notice that because a lot of the big names underperformed (or didn’t perform at all). Michelle Kwan pulled out, but it’s kind of unfair to put her in the “athletes who disappointed” category because she was injured and it was something she couldn’t help. Sasha Cohen didn’t win the gold medal even though it seemed everyone at NBC fully expected her to (I, on the other hand, was rooting for Shizuka Arakawa and was quite happy with the way things turned out). Jeremy Bloom didn’t pull through on Freestyle Moguls. Lindsey Jacobellis made a really DUMB mistake and lost out on an easy gold medal. The U.S. Women’s Hockey team had the bad luck of being beaten in the semifinals and had to settle for a bronze medal, while the men got shut out of the medals altogether. And then there was Bode Miller.


     


    However, there were a couple sports in which the Americans were pretty dominant, particularly Snowboarding (Shaun White, Hannah Teter, Seth Prescott) and Men’s Speed Skating (Shani Davis, Joey Cheek, Chad Hedrick, Apolo Anton Ohno). There have also been some surprise American medalists, like Ted Ligety and Julia Mancuso in Skiing. And the Americans have made inroads into sports they rarely medal in, like Ice Dancing. So, yeah, I think it was a pretty successful Olympics for the United States, and I look forward to watching in 2010. Supposedly they’re trying to add Women’s Ski Jumping, and it’ll be interesting to see which of the veterans return and which of the rookies of 2006 flourish in the next four years. And maybe, just maybe, Michelle Kwan will have one more chance (It’s unlikely, but it is a possibility. Irina Slutskaya is currently 27, 4th-place finisher Fumie Suguri is currently 25, and there were at least two other skaters who were 29 or older). And now that I've said that she'll probably retire tomorrow, won't she?


     


    Well, that wraps it up for Olympic Report, at least until 2008 (Beijing, anyone? I just love the Olympics).

  • Somewhere in America, a Nike exec is taking the heat

    BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • Brokeback Mountain
    • Capote
    • The Constant Gardener
    • A History of Violence
    • Munich

     


    Erin’s Pick: Munich


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: The Constant Gardener


    Cheri’s Pick: Brokeback Mountain


    Anushka’s Pick: Capote


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: Sideways


     


    I decided to go for Munich because I usually like Steven Spielberg (though I haven’t seen any of his “serious” movies like Schindler’s List or Saving Private Ryan) and I didn’t vote for Munich in any other category. I would give Brokeback Mountain the benefit of the doubt, but “I wish I knew how to quit you” is an overhyped line that seems destined to become a cliché, and I don’t want to reward that.


     


    Okay, I’m running late, so here’s your brief Olympic report:


     


    Bobsled: I got distracted by a conversation with my mom, so I missed the final run of the Four-Man, but I hear Andre Lange of Germany won (Why is it that all credit is given to the driver? You never hear anything about the brakeman or the other two guys), and Todd Hays finished back in seventh. I wonder if they aired the Brazilian sled crash, though.


     


    Skiing: Well, Bode Miller officially washed out by being disqualified in the Slalom. This’ll go down in history as one of the biggest hypes that never happened. The Austrians ended up sweeping the podium.


     


    Speed Skating: The Canadians won the final Speed Skating event, the Women’s 5000m. I had a dream about Speed Skating last night, but it was kind of morbid so I won’t get into detail.


     


    Short Track: Apolo Anton Ohno finally got his gold medal. It was a really nice race by him, and it’s nice that he could do it without some surrounding controversy. He also helped the United States win a bronze medal in the relay (which is rare), so that must’ve been an exhausting night.


     


    That’s all for tonight. Tomorrow is the closing ceremonies.

  • Arakawa has an encore

    BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • Crash

    • Good Night, and Good Luck

    • Match Point

    • The Squid and the Whale

    • Syriana

     


    Erin’s Pick: Good Night, and Good Luck


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: Crash


    Cheri’s Pick: Crash


    Anushka’s Pick: Good Night, and Good Luck


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


     


    Good Night, and Good Luck is the only one of these movies that I’ve seen, but I’m surprised it’s in the Original Screenplay and not Adapted, because it uses a lot of archival footage and I’m assuming the dialogue of Murrow on See It Now is taken from the transcripts of the actual show (Hey, a couple years ago they put Before Sunset into the Adapted category because it was “based on characters created by” the screenwriters). Mandy loves Crash, though.


     


     


    Chris called this morning, and somehow we got to talking about the most annoying kid in middle school. We kind of wondered what happened to him (I went to a different high school, and according to Chris, he disappeared off the face of the earth shortly after high school began), so, feeling silly, I typed his name into Google to see what would come up. After sorting through a bunch of results that couldn’t be him (A Comcast employee who won an award for designing some sort of wireless router, a 42-year-old man who ran in the Detroit marathon, etc), I came across an interesting result: a directory of male escorts in Ohio. I checked it, and there was a “male escort” listed with the same name as this kid. It came with photos, and the male escort looked like it could be him, though it was hard to tell, since all I had was a 7th grade yearbook picture. He would’ve had to built up a lot of muscle in the last ten years, but if it is him…that’s just weird (and Chris had heard some strange rumors about him before this).


     


    From male escorts, we go to the Olympics (well, I suppose you could take your male escort to the Olympics, but that could get expensive):


     


    Bobsled: So far, the United States isn’t doing very well in the four-man event, but Germany and Canada seem to be in top form.


     


    Skiing: Yay to Julia Mancuso, who finally got a medal for the U.S. women skiers, and it was gold. She showed up at the medal ceremony wearing the tiara she sported in the Combined. Apparently Picabo Street didn’t approve of the tiara.


     


    Speed Skating: Chad Hedrick won silver in the 10,000m. Shani Davis was cheering him on from the stands, which I thought was a nice gesture. I like Speed Skating, but 10,000m is a bit long for my attention span. That’s the equivalent of about 6 miles.


     


    Figure Skating: First, before I get to talking about the Exhibitions, I’d like to take a moment to talk about the music. Nearly every piece of music that I imagined someone skating to ended up actually being skated to (this includes “Pirates of the Caribbean” and “Adagio for Strings”). Then there were three or more performances of “The Mission,” “Romeo and Juliet,” and “Turandot.”


     



     


    Okay, tonight was the Championship Gala, or Exhibitions, as they used to be called. It was very nice, although NBC was stupid and didn’t air all the performances (Once again, I tried the Canadian channel, but they were only covering Bobsled and Skiing, which is weird, cuz there were some Canadians in the Gala). The Russian pairs couple skated to an Andrea Bocelli song that I don’t know (but I liked what I heard, and now I’d like to know the name of the song), and the American ice dancers skated to some pop opera piece in Italian that I didn’t recognize but liked (except this time I don’t even know the singer). And somehow, I just knew I’d be hearing “You Raise Me Up” before the night was over, and Shizuka Arakawa obliged, though it wasn’t *that* version of the song. However, the weird part was the version she skated to had the same orchestrations, style (Irish-sounding violins, gospel choir, high note near the end), and key as *that* version, but it was sung by a female. Shizuka Arakawa is a beautiful skater, though, and did the song justice. And yes, in 2004 Michelle Kwan skated to *that* version of the song.


     



     


    That’s all for tonight.

  • My God, you mean my pick actually WON?

    BEST ART DIRECTION


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • Good Night, and Good Luck

    • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    • King Kong

    • Memoirs of a Geisha

    • Pride & Prejudice

     


    Erin’s Pick: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: Memoirs of a Geisha


    Cheri’s Pick: Memoirs of a Geisha


    Anushka’s Pick: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: The Aviator


     


    I’d like to go for Memoirs of a Geisha, but since this is the only category Harry Potter is nominated in, I’ll go for that.


     


    Speaking of Harry Potter, Goblet of Fire comes out on DVD March 7th. I also have some news regarding the Order of the Phoenix movie, which is currently shooting. First off, Imelda Staunton has been cast as Professor Umbridge (apparently Ms. Hackathorn, my high school English teacher, was not available). She was the lead in Vera Drake, but most people would best know her as the nurse in Shakespeare in Love. Second, there seems to be something weird going on with the casting of Gary Oldman, who played Sirius Black in Prisoner of Azkaban (and then never showed up in Goblet of Fire, even though the character has a pretty large part in the book). He’s not been officially cast, and his agent says Warner Brothers still hasn’t talked to him about it yet. Meanwhile, Warner Brothers says they have. All I’ll say is that they kinda need to have Sirius Black in this movie, because…well…let’s just say he’s too much of a catalyst, and the storyline really can’t progress without him.


     


    Before I get to Olympics, I’d like to share a little pet peeve of mine: the tendency of the media to refer to teenagers (especially teenage female figure skaters, gymnasts, and TV characters) as “precocious.” I hate that word. Teenagers are NOT precocious. An 8-year-old who says something so intelligent for her (rarely his) age that it’s funny is precocious. Calling a teenager “precocious” is condescending, and they’ve done this for every American female figure skater under 17 since Michelle Kwan first burst onto the scene in 1994. Since then, they’ve done it to Michelle Kwan, Tara Lipinski (though I personally think Tara Lipinski is an arrogant brat, but that’s another story), Sasha Cohen (briefly), and Sarah Hughes. I thought they finally stopped doing it this year, but then I was watching something about Kimmie Meissner and Emily Hughes, and there was that word again: “precocious.” Can’t they just say that they’re intelligent, or is that not “cute” enough?


     


     


    Okay, time for Olympics report:


     


    Freestyle Aerials: Jaret Peterson, the lone American to make it to the finals in men’s or women’s, did his “hurricane” move, but the judges didn’t seem to like it. I missed what it was that they didn’t like about it. I saw him do the jump, then I looked away for a minute, and when I looked back up he was in seventh place and someone from China won. I almost can’t watch those jumps anymore, though, cuz every time I do I end up thinking about Emily Cook’s feet, and how that would hurt like hell.


     


    Snowboarding: That Giant Slalom actually looks kind of interesting. I’ll have to watch a little more of it in Vancouver. There is one thing I don’t understand. The commentators kept saying that the “red” course was harder than the “blue” course because the amount of snow led to ruts being created in the red course, but they never offered an explanation as to why there were no ruts in the blue course.


     


     


     


    Figure Skating: YAAAAAAAAY! Okay, that’s out of my system. I had been rooting for Shizuka Arakawa, but deep down I figured she probably wouldn’t win (kind of how I felt about Carly Patterson at the Athens Olympics before she won), but then she turned in a really beautiful performance, and won Japan’s first medal of these Games, the first figure skating gold medal for Japan, and the second overall (the other was Midori Ito’s silver medal in 1992, the year Kristi Yamaguchi won gold). Granted, it’s kinda sad because I think, all other performances being equal, a top-form Michelle Kwan could definitely have won the gold, but on the bright side, this is the first time since the ’92 Olympics (Kristi Yamaguchi) that I could re-watch the Figure Skating without feeling nauseous (You know, for it being my favorite Winter Olympics sport, it doesn’t often leave me satisfied, does it?). I also really liked the music Shizuka Arakawa used for her free skate: a medly from “Turandot,” which contains the only opera aria I actually like, “Nessun Dorma” (though I only like Pavarotti’s version). One thing I didn’t like was that NBC STILL wouldn’t shut up about Sasha Cohen and Irina Slutskaya. I can just imagine some NBC executive saying “What?! The gold medalist in our most-hyped event is someone we DIDN’T profile endlessly?! Quick, guys, start talking about how much it’s gotta suck that Sasha Cohen lost.” Well, NBC, you should’ve listened to Scott Hamilton, who warned not to underestimate the Japanese. You even had an article about it on your website. I briefly turned on CBC to see if the Canadians were being a bit more balanced in their coverage. However, they were broadcasting a medal ceremony from last week (guys, you’re a little late). I actually half-expected them to still be stuck on Canada losing their Men’s Hockey game yesterday.


     



     


    But let us leave that all behind us, and say congratulations to Shizuka Arakawa. There’ll be some fun stuff at the exhibitions tomorrow night (I actually get to watch them for once-Yay!).


     

  • Demain, les femmes font du patin sur glace, et Shizuka Arakawa doit gagner

    BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • Don’t Tell (Italy)

    • Joyeux Noel  (France)

    • Paradise Now (Palestine)

    • Sophie Scholl-The Final Days (Germany)

    • Tsotsi  (South Africa)

     


    Erin’s Pick: Joyeux Noel


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: Tsotsi


    Cheri’s Pick: Sophie Scholl-The Final Days


    Anushka’s Pick: Paradise Now


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: The Sea Inside (Spain)


     


    World War I seems to be real big in France recently. Last year we had A Very Long Engagement (I have seen it, and found it interesting to see the same mechanisms, stars, and tricks used in Amelie to create a very different mood). This year, we have Joyeux Noel (which, I believe, is about the famous Christmas truce).


     


    Okay, following up on that bit of Daniel Craig info I gave yesterday, I’ve now found out that in this next James Bond movie, they’re not gonna have Q, which I had heard rumors about, but apparently they also won’t have Moneypenny either, which kinda sucks, because she’s the only other character (besides James Bond) to have been in every James Bond movie. I’m not exactly a James Bond buff (that distinction belongs to my dad) but still, I at least attempt to see the latest movie. So far there’s nothing about Casino Royale that strikes my interest even that much.


     


    Enough about James Bond. I’ve got Olympic coverage to report:


     


    Skiing: Wow, it was foggy. There were times when you couldn’t even see the skier on TV. There was one American skier who had tiger ears attached to her helmet. I thought that was a nice touch. Apparently, she wanted to wear them in the Combined, but the officials wouldn’t let her, so she wore a string of pearls instead. Her teammate wore a tiara instead of a helmet in that event (much to the disapproval of the male commentator). The gold medal in the Slalom went to Sweden.


     


    Freestyle Aerials: My mom thinks the people who do this are insane. I heard last night that Emily Cook, the top American, was supposed to have been at the Salt Lake games, but only weeks before that, she crashed on a jump and shattered both her feet. Almost all her bones and all her ligaments were broken. I’m not sure how you recover from something like that, but she did. However, she didn’t make the finals. The bronze medalist, however, was an Australian who had just recovered from reconstructive surgery on her knee.


     


    Speed Skating: Gold and silver for Canada in the Women’s 1500m. Over on the men’s side, I missed the press conference that everyone keeps talking about, so I’m not sure what was said that’s generating so much hype.


     


    Short Track: Apolo Anton Ohno qualified for the Men’s 500m, and the U.S. women were fourth in the 3000m Relay.


     


    Figure Skating: You know how funny it would be if Shizuka Arakawa won the gold medal? NBC would look really dumb for focusing on everyone but her.


     


    That’s all for tonight. Tomorrow night I’ll either be griping or cheering (most likely griping), so consider yourself warned.


     

  • Apparently Daniel Craig got his teeth punched out during shooting...

    BEST COSTUME DESIGN


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    • Memoirs of a Geisha

    • Mrs. Henderson Presents

    • Pride & Prejudice

    • Walk the Line

     


    Erin’s Pick: Memoirs of a Geisha


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: Memoirs of a Geisha


    Cheri’s Pick: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


    Anushka’s Pick: Pride & Prejudice (and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Memoirs of a Geisha)


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: The Aviator


     


    Once again, histories, fantasies, and musicals win out (3 histories, 1 musical, 1 fantasy). Memoirs of a Geisha should be obvious (since a lot of screen time is devoted to dressing in kimono), but I suppose it’s anyone’s game. Anushka picked three, which is okay, but for points purposes (yeah, these aren’t predictions, but we do keep track of when we and the Academy agree), I decided Pride & Prejudice would be the only one to count for points (the reason I picked that movie as opposed to the others is because no one else picked Pride & Prejudice, so I’m just increasing the possibility that someone will get it).


     


     


    Okay, time for Olympics report:


     


    Speed Skating: Well, the big showdown between Chad Hedrick and Shani Davis fell kinda flat, since the gold medal went to an Italian guy whose name I can’t remember right now. Somehow I knew this would happen.


     


    Bobsled: Well, the Women’s Bobsled gold medal went to Germany, but the United States did take the silver. Was it just me, or did the sleds seem faster tonight than they were all week? I think there needs to be a Four-Man (Four-Woman?) added to the Women’s Bobsled as well. Apparently, they do Four-Woman Bobsled on the World Cup circuit, so why not at the Olympics? Besides, Bobsled is probably my second favorite Winter Olympic sport (behind Figure Skating), so it’d mean more fun stuff for me to watch.


     


    Figure Skating: I am getting really sick of hearing about Sasha Cohen. I’m finding myself hoping she’ll fall or something so they’ll shut up about her. I think another thing that bothers me about her is that she looks like the daughter from Gilmore Girls and I can’t stand that show. I’m also a little tired of hearing about Emily Hughes (though I think that has more to do with conjuring up bad memories about Salt Lake City than anything else), but she’s all the way back in seventh place so she probably won’t factor very much. I still find Irina Slutskaya (God, that’s an unfortunate name) to be a little on the arrogant side, but wow, she’s been through a lot. I’m still hoping for the Japanese team to pull through. Miki Ando is pretty much out of the picture, but Shizuka Arakawa is in third and well within striking distance of the gold medal (plus I hear she’s got a lot of difficult moves in her free skate), and Fumie Suguri is in fourth and could move up should Sasha Cohen or Irina Slutskaya screw up. However, should it come down to those two I think I’d prefer Irina Slutskaya to win, cuz if Sasha Cohen wins it’ll send me back into my “It should’ve been Michelle Kwan” bitterness that’s cropped up in the last two Olympics (I still maintain she should’ve won the gold in Nagano, but got screwed out of it because of the skating order. In Salt Lake City, Sarah Hughes probably did win fair and square, but I was still pissed). You know, everyone’s been going on about how Michelle Kwan’s 25 and that’s ancient for a figure skater, and I’ve even been saying that myself, but then I found out that Irina Slutskaya is 27, so now I’m confused.


     


    Well, I’ve said too much, so that’s all for tonight.


     

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    BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • Batman Begins
    • Brokeback Mountain
    • Good Night, and Good Luck
    • Memoirs of a Geisha
    • The New World

     


    Erin’s Pick: Memoirs of a Geisha


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: Memoirs of a Geisha


    Cheri’s Pick: Memoirs of a Geisha


    Anushka’s Pick: Batman Begins


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: The Aviator


     


    Memoirs of a Geisha is very detailed, and I think the cinematography reflects this. It’s one of those movies that end up, if nothing else, looking pretty (kind of like Hero). I never saw Batman Begins so I can’t offer any insight on that.


     


    I’ve got Jay Leno on in the background, and they have Tom Green and Ross the Intern in Torino. I’m not sure what’s up with Ross the Intern. It’s like his voice never went through puberty, or someone injected massive amounts of estrogen into his larynx at some critical stage in his development. They had him during the Salt Lake City games too. At that time, Marisa and I speculated that he was actually a woman dressed as a man. Nowadays, I’m pretty sure that he’s a man, but he still sounds like a woman.


     


    Now for your Olympic pleasure:


     


    Michael Phelps showed up earlier today. I’m not sure why.


     


    Speed Skating: Actually, there was no speed skating today, but I just wanted to remark that Shani Davis is DEFINITELY an introvert. Plus, tomorrow’s Men’s 1500m will feature four American gold medalists.


     


    Bobsled: Today was the first day of Women’s Bobsled. There was kind of a nasty crash involving one of the Dutch sleds, but other than that the only problem was a lot of the women had trouble on one of the turns. However, they did set a couple of track records. Currently, Germany 1 is in first place, but USA 1 is in third so we’ll see what happens tomorrow.


     


    Skiing: Well, well, well. Bode Miller didn’t medal. Again. The only surprising part is that Daron Rawls was the one who got disqualified (You know Daron Rawls got his dog credentials so they could bring it to the skiing events?). It was a good day for the Austrians, though (at least for now, but they’re probably holding their breath until after the drug tests).


     


    Ice Dancing: Well, no one fell down tonight. At least a few of the couples had some good music. I accurately guessed that the first couple they broadcast would dance to Les Miserables. The interesting part was that it was from the French soundtrack, which I had never heard before. Then another couple danced to Phantom of the Opera, which is always good, though I wonder who did their music editing, and why they left in Minnie Driver’s screaming and crying, because it didn’t really need to be there. The Italian couple seemed to be pretty pissed at each other, but they got over it once they skated. You think maybe they just pretended to be mad at each other to generate publicity? The American couple ended up with the silver medal, which is pretty good, and the Ukranians (I’ve now decided that the guy in the Ukranian couple looks like the love child of Johnny Weir and Benecio del Toro, and I apologize for putting that image in your head) won bronze. The Russians won gold, as usual. If Irina Slutskaya wins gold in the Women’s event, then Russia will have swept the gold in all the figure skating events this year. It looks very possible, since Irina Slutskaya is supposedly the favorite.


     


    Figure Skating: Ladies’ Figure Skating doesn’t start until tomorrow night, but I just wanted to say I finally picked someone to root for. I mentioned before that Michelle Kwan was my big favorite in these games by far, and then she pulled out. I’m not a huge fan of Irina Slutskaya, and, try as I might, I just can’t seem to whip up much enthusiasm for Sasha Cohen, Kimmie Meissner, or Emily Hughes (though my mom seems to want her to win). So, last night I decided I would back the Japanese team: Shizuka Arakawa (the former World champion), Fumie Suguri, and Miki Ando (who might try landing a quad in her program). According to Scott Hamilton, at least, they have an outside chance of winning medals. So…yay for Japan!


     


    That’s all for now, so we’ll leave you with the music of Andrea Bocelli (well, not really, but NBC did last night).


     

  • Tonight: Penguins and a lot of falling down

    BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE


     


    The Nominees Are:



    • Darwin’s Nightmare

    • Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room

    • March of the Penguins

    • Murderball

    • Street Fight

     


    Erin’s Pick: March of the Penguins


    Marisa’s Pick:


    Mandy’s Pick: March of the Penguins


    Cheri’s Pick: March of the Penguins


    Anushka’s Pick: Murderball


     


    The Winner Last Year Was: Born Into Brothels


     


    Well, since I haven’t seen any of the nominees, who am I to argue with massive public affection?


     


    Okay, time for the brief Olympic report:


     


    Bobsled: Well, it was a gold medal for one of the German teams, but yay for the silver medalist Canadians, who essentially have the only Jamaican representation at the Olympics this year (I explained all this yesterday, and yes, I do like Cool Runnings). Next up is Women’s Bobsled, which starts tomorrow (and will be broadcast sometime before, during, or after the gold medal game in Women’s Hockey).


     


    Speed Skating: A surprise win for the Netherlands in the women’s 1000m, apparently. They showed a LOT of the races, which they haven’t been doing up until now. Oddly enough, tonight was the first night I saw someone fall down during a race (China’s Ren Hui). Usually there’s at least one fall per race (well, there are probably more than that, but I’m talking about what gets broadcast). I thought it was kind of funny that the commentator automatically asked Dan Jansen about why she fell (if you’ve seen the DHL commercials, you’ll know what I’m talking about). I never saw any of Dan Jansen’s fall. I vaguely remember watching him win the gold medal in 1994 (and they showed a little recap right before that), but that’s it.


     


    Cross Country Skiing: Italy won the event that NBC decided to have an hour long documentary about yesterday (detailing the 1994 race). The anchor of the race is nicknamed Zorro. Weird.


     


    Ice Dancing: Wow, with so many falls Ice Dancing was almost interesting tonight. I felt bad for the Italians who had been leading, though the woman looked really pissed at her partner. Then there was the Canadian couple, one of whom apparently injured her hip pretty badly. The result of all this falling was that the Russians ended up in first place and the Americans are second. The Ukranians are in third, and the guy on the Ukranian team looks like Johnny Weir. One funny thing was that I was watching Olympic Ice earlier and they have a segment where they read questions that viewers emailed to Dick Button, one of the commentators. One of the questions tonight began, “My son likes it when the skaters fall down.” The lady’s son was probably very entertained tonight.


     


    Curling: The U.S. men beat Great Britain. I still think curling is boring, even more boring than Ice Dancing.


     


    Tomorrow’s primetime coverage will consist of Ice Dancing and a lot of Skiing events. Not the most exciting lineup ever.