Month: October 2003

  • I really need to clean my room, so of course I'm here typing a blog instead. It's rainy and dreary today, and I suspect it's going to be getting colder. It's been nice, but a bit too warm for October. Has anyone ever noticed that October has a certain scent associated with it? I can't really describe it, but I've always associated that scent with Halloween. I don't smell it as often down here (in fact, the only time I picked up on that scent this year was last Saturday), and when I do, it seems slightly different. I think most of it is the smell of the leaves decaying, but also at home I live about two miles away from a tomato canning factory, and October is the month when they start stewing the tomatoes. Obviously, there's no tomato factory near Denison, so that might be why the scent is slightly different.


     


    Okay, time for some more History of Cinema movies. Sunday's movie was Quai des Brumes, a French movie made in 1938, directed by Marcel Carné and starring (once again) Jean Gabin.



    "Quai des Brumes" is French for "Port of Shadows," which sounds like an excellent title for a soap opera. Our professor showed us this movie as a contrast to The Grand Illusion. Whereas The Grand Illusion has an optimistic tone, Quai des Brumes does not. Quai des Brumes was part of a movement in French cinema from 1938-1940 called Defeatism. Basically, movies took on a depressing, cynic tone. If Quai des Brumes is a good representative of the entire movement, they would seem much like a predecessor to film noir, which would take hold in the U.S. a few years later. It wasn't bad, but I preferred The Grand Illusion.


     


    Last night's movie was Ernst Lubitsch's Ninotchka, made in 1939 and starring Greta Garbo.



    If you've never seen it, the movie is a romantic comedy about a female Soviet commissar and a French count. I know I'm going to get lectured for saying this, but I had never seen a Greta Garbo movie before (Unless you count the little bit of Camille that they stuck in the middle of Annie; which, by the way, Annie takes place in 1932 and Camille was made in 1936. You do the math. But I digress), so this was the first. Romantic comedies really aren't my thing, but I suppose it was all right for a movie made in the thirties (I wish Ninotchka had kept a little of her tough-girl persona after she fell in love, though). It's the only movie I've ever seen that succeeded in making Communism look silly (not silly as in "a bad idea," but silly as in goofy). Then again, it was made in America, so of course they would (I'm not passing judgment, so don't read any political ideologies out of this).


    Here's some odd movie news: Apparently, MGM is planning to restart the Pink Panther franchise by remaking the first movie (Actually, this probably interests Marisa more than me, because I was never able to sit through an entire Pink Panther movie, though I tried). What's odd is their pick for Inspector Closeau (sp?): Steve Martin. Now, Steve Martin and Peter Sellers don't seem anything alike to me. But, I don't like Steve Martin much, so perhaps it's not a valid observation.


    Apparently Styx played the national anthem at a Steelers game this past Sunday. Why does no one tell me these things?! I've got a perfectly good blank videotape sitting right here. Plus it would've given me a chance to take a look at the new bassist (Ricky Phillips, who apparenly played with Bad English). Oh well, it could be worse. They could be doing covers of old Michael Jackson songs, like another artist I know of (No offense, Marisa).


    Anyways, sorry for the lack of post, but it's Tuesday, and that means fencing. Bye!


     


     


     

  • WEBSITE OF THE WEEK



    Hero Machine


    This is a site that allows you to build your own superhero character element by element (gender, hair, eyes, uniform, etc). You can also color your creation. The only drawback is that you can't draw anything freehand, but it's a fun site nonetheless. There are several different combinations of elements, so be creative!


    Previous Websites of the Week:


    The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning Man and Family


    Jennifer Government: Nation States


    Cannot Find Weapons of Mass Destruction


    Secret Service Test


    The Brick Testament


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    Wednesday night's movie was a French film called The Grand Illusion, made in 1937, directed by Jean Renoir (the son of the famous Impressionist painter) and starring Jean Gabin and Erich von Stroheim.


     



     


    At the time this film was made, Renoir could sense the animosity between the various systems of governments in Europe. The Grand Illusion was his desperate attempt to prevent the war he feared was coming (unfortunately, it didn't work). The film is a story about officer POWs in Germany during World War I. Even though it has some very sad moments, it ends on an optimistic note (as was the trend in French cinema at the time). The language keeps switching from French to German (which American audiences, unfortunately, are desensitized to, because both of them are subtitled), and, occasionally, to English (which is kind of mind-blowing because you're so used to reading subtitles that it takes a few seconds to realize they're speaking English). When I actually saw it, I was just relieved that it wasn't boring like The Blue Angel and Triumph of the Will (By the way, we watched part of Olympia in class, and I'm happy to say it is far more interesting, the beautiful cinematography is more apparent, and there is a lot less Nazi propaganda). There was a line at the end that I loved ("Borders are an invention. Nature doesn't give a hoot." Or something like that). However, it wasn't until class yesterday, when my professor explained all the nuances and symbolism in the film, that I realized how beautiful and well-put-together this film actually is. Don't get me wrong, it's not my new favorite movie or anything (not even close), but I liked it a lot better after I realized all the symbols (including the switching between languages, I might add) and meaning to the movie. The social classes that each character represents adds new meaning to some of the dialog. I probably can't say anymore without ruining it, so I won't. Some of you were probably expecting me to make some sort of reference to Styx, but I can't think of any clever jokes right now so I'll pass on it for now.


     


    I know I was a bit late in delivering the Website of the Week. I'm sorry, and I have no great excuse for it. I'll be better about it next time.


     


    And now, it is late, so I think I'll go to bed. Bye!


     


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  • I know. I’m bad. I haven’t posted since Friday, and even then it was only Website of the Week.


     


    The reason that happened was because I went to Easton with some people on Friday and I had no time in between classes to type. Easton was nice. I got my third round of Pirates of the Caribbean. I figured it was my last chance to see it on the big screen. It comes out on DVD December 2, which will be the culmination of a very “entertaining” month (meaning that there is a CD that I want coming on November 11, and DVDs I want coming November 4th, November 25th, and December 2nd). It was good, just like the first two times, although I kept thinking, “My life is so boring” throughout the entire movie.


     


    Sunday night’s History of Cinema movie was Gold Diggers of 1933, directed by Mervin LeRoy.


     


     


     


    It’s one of those Busby Berkeley musicals famous for long songs and a lot of dancing. The two famous songs from this one are “We’re in the Money” and “Shadow Waltz” (which I thought was from 42nd Street, but oh well). All in all, it was certainly better than The Blue Angel, although it was more than a little silly.


     


     


     


    Our professor wanted to include a documentary in our list of required films. He also wanted to include something by a female filmmaker, so he decided to kill two birds with one stone. Last night’s film was Triumph of the Will, made in Germany in 1934 and directed by Hitler’s favorite filmmaker, Leni Riefenstahl (who just recently died at the age of 101).


     


     


     


    Needless to say, it was a matter of bad timing, being that last night was Yom Kippur and Triumph of the Will is basically two hours of Nazi propaganda. I don’t understand why the Cinema Department is not allowed to show Birth of a Nation (because it’s racist), but they are allowed to show a Nazi propaganda film. Actually, in the entire film, the whole “racial purity” nonsense is mentioned only once, and it isn’t even by Hitler. To this day, Triumph of the Will is banned in Germany, and it was banned in the United States until about 1960. Some film scholars claim that had this film not been made, World War II and the Holocaust may never have happened, because it was that influential. Apparently people in the 1930s were more easily influenced. We were mostly bored. I had seen part of Olympia (another documentary made by Riefenstahl, this one about the 1936 Olympics) before, and my main observation about it had been that Riefenstahl had some very interesting cinematography, but she let the shot go on for too long (That might be part of the German style of the time, though. I noticed the same problem with The Blue Angel). She did the same thing in Triumph of the Will. Basically, it’s two hours of parades and an occasional speech (which mostly consisted of the same thing said in the previous speech). Result: We were on the verge of falling asleep (actually, I think some people did). One guy suggested playing an Indiana Jones movie instead. Despite the fact that we were making fun of Nazis at every possible opportunity (and there were plenty), we were still bored. Finally, Mike got so bored that he went to the VCR and showed the last half-hour of it in fast-forward (it was mostly another parade). SIDE NOTE: Those Monty Python fans out there who have seen the Funniest Joke in the World sketch will recognize the exchange between Hitler and some German soldier.


     


    The good news is that we’re through with German movies for a while, at least (no offense to all you Germans out there). Now we’re moving on to a couple French films.


     


    Anyways, I have to go to fencing soon so I’d better end this blog. Bye!


     


     

  • WEBSITE OF THE WEEK



    The Brick Testament


    Whether you're religious or not, this is an entertaining site. The stories of the Bible are told using Legos. The guy who runs this site must spend hours on these poses, and there are a lot of stories (with more added about once a month). It's funny to see how some things are shown in Lego-form. I don't condone some of the politically incorrect teachings portrayed (duh), but it's an amusing site nonetheless. Be forewarned that it's obviously image-heavy, so those of you with dial-up connections may have to be patient.


    Previous Websites of the Week:


    The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure Warning Man and Family


    Jennifer Government: Nation States


    Cannot Find Weapons of Mass Destruction


    Secret Service Test


     


     


     

  • First of all, I'd like to welcome Jamis, my newest subscriber, so...Welcome!


    It's occured to me that I haven't posted any of the Mother of all Questionnaires in quite a while, so I think that's all I'll post for today. I'll be back tomorrow with Website of the Week.

    [139] are you tired of filling this out yet? maybe a little


    [140] who of your friends do you think will get bored with this? Don’t know


    [141] who sent this lovely survey to you? Fatkid1000p


    [142] what's your worst memory as a little kid? Don’t know


    [143] have you ever cheated on anyone/been cheated on? NO


    [144] do you believe in santa claus? No


    [145] do you believe in ghosts? Maybe


    [146] rap or r&b? Neither, but I’ll say R&B


    [147] pop or rock? rock


    [148] rock or metal? rock


    [149] classical or jazz? classical


    [150] hanson or manson? Neither


    1] koRn or 311? Neither


    [152] no doubt or garbage? No Doubt


    [153] jewel or fiona apple? Jewel


    [154] offspring or nine inch nails? Neither


    [155] sugar ray or tool? Neither


    [156] backstreet boys or *nsync? Neither…but I’ll go with Backstreet Boys


    [157] joey mcintyre or jordan knight? Who?


    [158] what do you think about boy bands? Yuck


    [159] what do you think about country? More yuck..I’d actually rather listen to boy bands


    [160] what do you think about heavy metal? Not as bad as country, but still bad


    [161] what do you think about rap? Yuck, except for old school


    [162] what do you think about r&b? it's kind of stuck in a rut right now


    [163] do you think nkotb are coming back? No


    [164] like hanson? NO


    [165] like *nsync? no


    [166] like KoRn? no


    [168] like orgy? Maybe; I’ve only heard a little of them


    [169] like sugar ray? No


    [170] like metallica? Unfortunately no


    [171] like no doubt? some


    [172] like britney spears? no


    [173] like aaron carter? No


    [174] like b*witched? No


    [175] like joey mcintrye? Who?


    [176] like jordan knight? Who?


    [177] like busta rymes? No


    [178] like offspring? no


    [179] like ricky martin? Not really


    [180] like coolio? I used to. Is he still around?


    [181] like janet jackson? No


    [182] like spice girls? Not really


    [183] like all saints? No


    [184] like c-note? Who?


    [185] like 98 degrees? No


    [186] like 5ive? Who?


    [187] like tlc? A little


    [188] like take 5? Who?


    [189] like moffatts? Who?


    [190] like jennifer love hewitt? No


    [191] like dixie chicks? No


    [192] like mariah carey? no


    [193] like eyc? Who?


    [194] like brandy? no


    [195] like eminem? No


    [196] like shania twain? Not really


    [197] like monica? no


    [198] like mya? no


    [200] like blessid unions of soul? They’re pretty good. I’ve been to one of their concerts


    [201] like bare naked ladies? Not really


    [202] like robbie williams? I don’t like his music videos, but I don’t have anything against his music, or at least what I’ve heard of it (which is mostly his version of “Beyond the Sea” at the end of Finding Nemo)


    [203] like sixpence none the richer? No


    [203 MORE] like limp bizkit? na


    [203a] do you like the beach boys? They’re okay, I guess


    [203b] do you like def leppard? Some


    [203c] do you like whitesnake? Some


    [203d] do you like queen? yes